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dariusalpha:

HERE IS A REALLY FUNNY THING I DIDN’T FINISH AND WON’T

BECAUSE HONESTLY I WASN’T GOING TO TOP THE FIRST IDEA I HAD HERE

This is fucking amazing, especially

1) For an unfinished work

2) If the following video is taken into account (trigger warning: rape joke 0:47-1:30):

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cor7ana:

eelrak:

so, I made this at my store.
it’s awesome because it worked haha as soon as it was up, a guy was like ‘OH YEAH MASS EFFECT.’ and preordered it! from now until the release of the game, we’re decorating the store with mass effect stuff - I’m going to be painting a big window on the side of the building, and we’re going all out for the midnight launch (OBVIOUSLY DRESSING UP + renegade/paragon cupcakes + a.. fog machine)!
IT’S KIND OF EARLY but do you guys have any other ideas of what I can do to promote this?

I want this at my local Gamestop.


What she said; I wish my GameStop’s employees were this enthusiastic.

cor7ana:

eelrak:

so, I made this at my store.

it’s awesome because it worked haha as soon as it was up, a guy was like ‘OH YEAH MASS EFFECT.’ and preordered it! from now until the release of the game, we’re decorating the store with mass effect stuff - I’m going to be painting a big window on the side of the building, and we’re going all out for the midnight launch (OBVIOUSLY DRESSING UP + renegade/paragon cupcakes + a.. fog machine)!

IT’S KIND OF EARLY but do you guys have any other ideas of what I can do to promote this?

I want this at my local Gamestop.

What she said; I wish my GameStop’s employees were this enthusiastic.

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This is what happens everytime I sit down at my desk.

Me:
I honestly feel like doing nothing right now.
Computer:
I shall help you forget all of your troubles.
Me:
You understand me.
Skyrim:
YES YOU'RE ON LET'S PLAY.
League of Legends:
I think not. SOMEBODY promised her team she'd hit level 30.
Minecraft:
...Diamonds are a girl's best friend...?
Me:
Aw, shit, guys...
RuneScape:
I'm....dying...-cough-
Everyone else:
NO ONE LIKES YOU.
RuneScape:
;~;...
Me:
Alright, I can't deal with you guys all at once.
Microsoft Word:
You really should be writing that thing. Y'know, that ginormous paper due next week.
League of Legends:
PFFFFT she can do that later. GAME TIME!
Me:
It's one in the morning in England. My team's not even online.
League of Legends:
....SOLO QUEUE!
Skyrim:
Obviously, that means it's time to play me.
Minecraft:
I have soooo much more cool shit now. Seriously.
Me:
I just need some time to myself....;~;
Facebook:
COME SEE WHAT THE HORDES OF BRAINLESS DRONES FROM YOUR TOWN ARE UP TO!
Me:
Wha...
Fanfiction.net:
I have lesbians.
Porn:
DID SOMEBODY SAY, LESBIANS?
4chan:
I have those. With tentacles. And fur.
Everyone else:
o_o
Me:
Um.
Skyrim:
Come onnnn, you promised to fix my bug!
Microsoft Word:
Ms. Park is going to kill you.
Me:
I still have time...
Common App:
FINISH ME ALREADY JESUS.
Me:
I should, I know...
League of Legends:
LEVEL. 30.
RuneScape:
Please....
Tumblr:
Excuse me, madam, but if I could perhaps just get a word in...
Me:
Guys, come on...
Yahoo:
Check me?
Common App:
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A FUCKING FUTURE? DO YOU?
Microsoft Word:
What he said.
Me:
WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Porn:
You seem tense.
Me:
I AM.
Porn:
Did you know that orgasms are statistically proven to relieve stress?
Me:
I thought that was a myth.
Porn:
Want to test it?
Me:
...Yeah ok.